Chapter 996 Have you ever thought about when you want to get

, and he fell into unconsciousness. 。I do not know how long passed. 。When Simu Tian woke up again, he saw Simu Yan sitting by the bed. His white dress shirt had been changed into a T-shirt, and the w...Every time Yisheng heard the little ones use a lot of adjectives to praise themselves, he would immediately lose his temper. 。At such a young age, so narcissistic and vain. 。"You talk nicely, can you stop complimenting yourself along the way" The little guy tilted his head and blinked his beautiful eyes innocently, "Uncle, I'm telling the truth, am I not smart and adorable Handsome and charming""I didn't see that." 。Yisheng said against his will: 。Xiao Annian hummed softly, thinking to himself: Forget it, for the sake of having a request of this person, I won't hold a grudge against this old man with blurry eyes. 。"Uncle, have you ever thought about when you'll get married to Ping Sheng sister" The little guy changed the subject. 。Children shouldn't ask adults too many questions. 。He said so. 。"Uncle, I'll help you pursue Sister Ping Sheng, I guarantee that you can marry Sister Ping Sheng this year!" 。"Xiao An spoke with confidence. " 。"My own girlfriend, do you still need my help to chase after" Yi Sheng snorted dismissively, "If you hadn't interfered halfway, I would have been grateful." 。"Uncle, you wouldn't understand this. Adults generally don't have any defenses against children." 。Actually, many things and principles, Xiao An learned from his mother. Besides, he has a good memory, so he remembered many things his mother said once. 。The other day, his mommy saw news about adults encouraging young children to commit illegal acts. She summed it up for him, explaining that generally speaking, adults don't have much of a defense against children under the age of seven or eight; she warned him not to take advantage of being a child and do things that break the law or violate social morals. 。However, it's a good thing that he helped his uncle I-sheng find peace with Sister Ping-sheng and brought them together. It's not a bad thing. 。The little guy continued, "When I was in first grade, my classmate's older brother pretended to be away from home all the time or worked late into the night to chase after the pretty girl next door. He even told my classmate to pretend they couldn't get into their house and stay at the pretty girl's place temporarily, and he often got free meals...After three months, his brother succeeded in winning over the pretty girl. Now, my classmate's older brother is married to her and they have a baby." 。" Later, he skipped a grade. His classmates are now in second grade, but he is already in third grade." 。He plans to skip to fifth grade next semester, that is after the summer vacation. 。"Since we both live in Ping Sheng, there's no reason for this not to happen." 。 。"Uncle you... how come you're so stupid" Let me know if you have any other text you'd like me to translate! 。"Xiao An glared at him with frustration, muttering, "If I had been born ten years earlier, none of this would have happened." 。“ I would have waited ten years for your birth before saying this. 。"The reason I told you the story of my classmate's brother is to illustrate this point: having a lovely child around is like having a magical helper. They act as both a love booster and a conflict resolution tool, don't you see" Xiaonian said. 。Since his uncle started dating, he has been completely preoccupied with his uncle's relationship. To that end, he has followed a number of relationship analysis bloggers on Weibo and WeChat, and spends one or two hours every day browsing Weibo so that his clueless straight male uncle can have someone to turn to when he encounters relationship problems. 。

There it is, finally a place for him to shine.

It can be said that he is definitely a good nephew of the R country. 。"Little guy, you know a lot, didn't you flirt with many little female classmates at school" Yi Sheng chuckled and teased. 。"No way! I'm super cool at school and never talk to girls!" 。Xiao An denied. 。He was only seven and a half years old, the youngest in his class both in age and stature. 。All the female students liked the tall guy in their class, treating him like a younger brother. As for the topics the girls talked about, he wasn't interested at all. 。Yi Sheng, "Hmph, what's with the aloof act Didn't any female classmates talk to you" 。" If you say there isn't one, then there isn't one. " 。"Xiao An was too lazy to argue with him." 。

Humph! My uncle thinks he's so high and mighty

Sure, the female classmates in his grade treat him like a little brother, but the girls from the second and first grades always sneak to look at him after class outside their classroom door. Lots of younger girls have even written him love letters and sent him gifts, but he's rejected them all. 。However, the topic seems to have gone off track. 。Then the young boy changed the subject back to what they had been discussing earlier. 。Let's not talk about that anymore, let's get back to the main point. 。Uncle, based on my interactions with Ping Sheng's sister, I can tell that she seems to like you. When I told Ping Sheng's sister that a pretty girl was chatting with you, her expression was terrifying, as if she wanted to explode your dog head. 。"Xiao An said, “You only care about what the other half is talking about with the opposite sex if you like them." 。Just like his dad, if he saw a stranger chatting up his mom or asking her for directions, his dad's face would immediately turn dark. 。And his third uncle is the same way, he doesn't allow Ya Bai to film intimate scenes with her mother-in-law anymore, not even hugging male stars, let alone kissing scenes; if an intimate scene must be filmed, a stand-in will be used. 。"My business, don't interfere." 。Yi Sheng's voice was cold and hard as he refused. 。Let a seven or eight-year-old child help him chase his girlfriend. If this gets out, people will laugh their heads off. 。"Fine, I don't care then." 。“Xiao An changed the subject and finally said his purpose for being so attentive, “Uncle, I’m tired of the lunches at the school cafeteria. I’m bringing my own lunch to school tomorrow, and so is Nuan Nuan. You go shopping this afternoon, remember to buy a lot, and also, remember to buy lunch boxes; Of course, if you don't have anything to do tomorrow, you can also help me deliver my lunch to school.” 。Because he and Nuan Nuan's younger sister attended a prestigious school, their Tang family donated a sum of money to the school as a lunch and snack fee. As a result, the school meals were greatly improved, tasting almost as good as restaurant food, with a different menu every day of the week. 。But he had been eating at the cafeteria for a year, all prepared by the same batch of cooks, and some dishes had become tiresome. 。"This is the purpose of your hard work to curry favor, isn't it" Yisheng exposed him. 。“Uncle, how can you suspect me with the heart of a villain I see that because you don't accept my help in pursuing Sister Ping Sheng, thinking you deserve nothing for your efforts, so I let you do something for me; it's a fair trade, and you won't have any psychological burden.” 。"Xiao An resolutely denied having any ulterior motives." 。Jumping down from the single sofa, he ran to the bedside. 。"I'm going to take a nap, and I'll tell you what to bring for lunch tomorrow when I wake up." 。After that, he scrambled onto the bed and covered himself with the blanket, pretending to be asleep. 。Yi Sheng helplessly smiled and shook his head, gazing at the little fellow who had closed his eyes pretending to be asleep for a few seconds, his eyelashes trembling slightly. He turned and left the room. 。After submitting the order, Wen Ping Sheng asked his younger brother on WeChat how Daisy was doing in Kyoto. 。Wen Yi Zhou excitedly told her that after Daisy woke up, she found herself at the Wen fami...